LEONIDAS: I’m not going to war! I’m just going down to the corner store!

COUNCILOR THERON: With…

LEONIDAS: Three hundred of my closest friends, yes.

THE CAPTAIN: ALL RIGHT, YOU MAGGOTS, STROLL!

And thus, the noble Spartans go off to meet their destiny to the tune of some kid tootling on his double flute, their fabled war chant fading into the distance:

300 SPARTANS: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD

BUT SPARTANS REALLY LIKE TO STROLL!