April 1st, 2009: In which Lyra, Anna and Eowyn get some new weapons, and The Littlest Edward gets a job.

"PONIES!" squealed Purple Arwen, who had also gotten curious.

"Edward's going to be taking care of them!" I said, with the kind of enthusiasm only kindergarten teachers usually muster. "It's his job now! His permanent employment."

"I am no longer a man," he said, staring at the ponies frolicking before him. "I'm in hell. This is hell, and I'm in it."

Featuring

• Anna Dollerious

• Eowyn

• Purple Arwen

• Lyra Silvertongue (and Pan)
• The Littlest Edward

Notes

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See also

• Dolls

• The Secret Life of Dolls