* Thou shalt worship thine own God as that God commandeth, and put no other before thy God, because thy Cleo does not wish to be struck by lightning.

* When the door of thy Cleo's room is closed, thou shalt not open it without requesting permission, yea knockfully.

* Thou shalt spell, punctuate, and capitalize correctly, for thou art not ee cummings, nor art thou the Second Cummings.

* If thou hast been mistaken, thou shalt say, "Oh, that was dumb. Sorry about that, let me fix it" rather than defend thy idiocy to the death, or the White Sea shall rise and smother thee, and perhaps the littlest armadillo as well. Wilt not thou think of the littlest armadillo?

* Thou shalt not mock thy Cleo for her atrocious taste in music, which verily she already knoweth is bad.