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Aka "the internets," aka "the interweb," aka "the interbutt," aka "the place in the box where all your friends live."
Facts about the internet
- The internet was invented by Al Gore.
- The internet is not a dump truck. Rather, it is made of tubes.
- If you are underage, that guy on IM you're speaking to right now is a child molester. If you are a child molester, that underage kid you're IMing totally wants to have sex with you. When you go to his/her house to visit, make sure you bring extra booze for Chris Hansen. He's getting thirsty out there.
- The internet was scheduled to implode on July 21, 2007. This turned out to be something of a disappointment.
- The internet is for porn.
Things that are on the internet
Things people say on the internet
See also
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