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A series of entries written in the voice of someone who came to be called Cléagol. It started out as a random entry about looking for snacks while writing a paper and snowballed from there.
Where is it, precious? Where are all the snackses?
Gone, gone, gone! Stupid fat parentses ate all the snackses!
No! No sugar cookies? No E.L. Fudgeses? No crunchable chipses?
(Wailing) They don't care if we starves! They don't care if we sits up all night writing stupid nassty term paper! They eats all the snackses their fat selves! Oo, croutons.
Trivia
The second entry features a comment whose hilarity is only apparent in hindsight: "Troy not stupid, precious! Looks like very good movie, yes yes!"
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