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Pay attention now, because this is Serious Business.

Things that are Serious Business

• The Internet
• Fandom
• Harry Potter
• Wikipedia
• Your thoughts on yaoi
• Someone else's opinion differing from yours
• Whether those two fictional characters are going to hook up in the next book/episode/movie
• Your icons on Livejournal
• That message board argument you are DETERMINED to win

Things that are not Serious Business

• The thread of global warming to our environment
• The ever-increasing voter apathy of America's youth
• Human suffering in Darfur
• People who are not on TV

See also

• Glossary
• Internet