Part One

October 11th, 2008: In which the NECA Edward Dollen is available for pre-order, the girls are... less than impressed, and a newcomer stakes a claim on Tonner!Edward Dollen:

And then Ellowyne crouches down with her hands on her knees and says, very clearly: "BRING IT, SHORTBREAD."

Part Two

The morning after (October 12th, 2008):

So... the catfight that broke out on The Shelf last night was bad. Really, really bad. Ellowyne and "her sizeist assumptions" made the mistake of sassing Eowyn over the hypothetical--HYPOTHETICAL!--rights to Edward Dollen, they threw down, and then Eowyn pantsed her.

Featuring

• Anna Dollerious

• Edward Dollen

• Ellowyne Wilde

• Eowyn!Doll

• Fugagorn

• Galadriel

• Purple Arwen

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See also

• Dolls

• The Secret Life of Dolls

• Guys and Dolls

• The Prototype

• Night Terrors