March 6th, 2009: In which The Littlest Edward tries to cope with life on The Shelf. And plays solitaire.

"So you think…?" Faramir One asked hopefully--a distinct preference to the contrary would eliminate Edward as his rival, after all.

"I didn’t say he liked boys. I’m just saying I don’t think he likes girls. Or that he'd know what to do with one if he did."

*grunts of manly agreement all around*

"That really is a fantastic coat, though."

Featuring

• NECA Edward

• Eowyn

• Purple Arwen

• Lyra Silvertongue

• Fugagorn

• Helm's Deep Aragorn

• The Faramirs

Notes

• The cards are Tony Meeuwissen's "The Key to the Kingdom" transformation deck.

• Please note which card Edward is holding.

• The stuck window is a reference to Midnight Sun.

• Edward and Alice actually do play chess in the Twilight books, and I think it does in fact take them about two minutes.

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See also

• Dolls

• The Secret Life of Dolls