A subspecies of Edward Dollen. After months of discussing the merits of variously-sized Edward dolls and figures, I broke down and bought a 7" NECA Edward Cullen figure. Best $18.57 I ever spent. The original merchandising photo does not do his prim, broody ass justice:

Vital stats

• Original character: Edward Cullen from Twilight
• Actor likeness: Robert Pattinson
• Manufacturer: NECA
• Height: 7"
• Accessories: Random-ass Cullen crest rubber medallion
• Nicknames: Zombie Edward Dollen, Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen, The Littlest Edward, Little Edward, Ponyboy, Fluffy, Weirdo
• Race: Sparklepire (Vampirus scintilla minimus)
• Occupation: My Little Pony rancher
• Abilities: Sparkling, dazzling, ming reading
• Hobbies: Solitaire, scrapbooking, journaling, composing for the piano, painting, brooding
• Family: The Littlest Alice
• Friends: Galadriel, White Arwen, Helm's Deep Aragorn
• Significant other: The Littlest Bella, he hopes
• Nemesis: Anna Dollerious

Mentioned in

• Guys and Dolls
• The Prototype
• Night Terrors
• The Rival
• The Interview
• Anticipation
• Good Things, Small Packages
• Mirror, Mirror in the Bowl
• The Day Has Come
• He Who Fights Monsters
• The Care and Keeping of Your Sparklepire
• The Last Straw
• Matinee Idols
• A Shelf Divided
• The Scene of the Crime
• The Sparkle Protection Program
• Mea Culpa
• The Early Bird
• All Quiet on the Shelfian Front
• Serafina's Lover
• You've Got Mail
• Christmas in April 

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See also

• Dolls
• The Secret Life of Dolls
• Edward Dollen
• Twilight
• Bella Swan-Dollen
• Alice Dollen