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The Sparkenpire

Page history last edited by Cleolinda 14 years, 9 months ago

June 20th, 2009: In which Tonner Edward tries to explain why he wants a Twilight Ken doll (IT ACTUALLY SPARKLES) for his birthday.

 

 

"We can throw it to the tender mercies of those girls," he says. "It might even distract them for an afternoon, before they tore it to pieces."

 

"... You are diabolical."

 

 

 


 

 

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  • OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT, SERIOUSLY.

 

  • I'm trying to get someone to find one in the wild and take pictures of it--if it's not coming out until October, there will obviously be some difficulty there--but the description does in fact say, "Edward is luminescent with a shimmering complexion and trademark gold eyes."

 

  • This was an impromptu entry, but I pretty much had to do it the moment someone sent me a link.

 

 

 

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