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The Tiny White Mice were a running joke in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes (book), although they have since appeared in at least one online parody as well.
Appearances
RUTH: Everyone, this is Mr. Dawson from steerage. How do you like being poorer than dirt, Mr. Dawson?
JACK: It’s fabulous, ma’am. In fact, the Titanic is so nice that we have tiny white mice instead of rats.
TINY WHITE MICE: Abandon ship!
JACK: I think so—quick, climb on this plank, Rose! It’s big enough for both of us!
FIVE HUNDRED TINY WHITE MICE: Get off our plank, bitches!
JACK: …
ROSE: …
JACK: Or you can get on this chunk of debris. Totally your call.
Some Battlefield
VAGUELY AFRICAN-LOOKING GUY: UNLEASH THE ELEPHANTS OF WAR!
[The Horsy People stop and take stock of the situation.]
THÉODEN: LOOSE THE TINY WHITE MICE!
TINY WHITE MICE: DEAAAAAAATH!
ELEPHANTS OF WAR: EEEEEK!
(And then the Persians unleash… THE OLIPHAUNTS.)
LEONIDAS: Okay, Faramir, this is your area of expertise. Suggestions?
FARAMIR: I say we break out the Tiny White Mice.
TINY WHITE MICE: DEAAAAAAATH!
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