1. If you're British, a cigarette.
2. If you're an asshole, a gay man.
3. Something an anonymouse called me circa Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes, to my eternal bafflement. Because... I'm, you know... a girl. (As I always liked to say afterwards, "Why yes, I do like men! And how!")
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