Can refer to any of a number of licensed Twilight figures. At the moment, we have discussed two: The Littlest Bella and Tonner Bella.
Sadly, there seems to be very little interest in Bella figures and dolls, because, of course, Bella Swan is really a reader proxy, and any concrete representation of her gets in the way of the reader's self-insert fantasies. I'm actually willing to buy Bella figures as long as they're good Kristen Stewart likenesses, because I feel like her efforts to rehabilitate the character from whiny bitchdom have been nothing short of heroic.
The Littlest Bella
Really a pretty good likeness, considering. Comes only in a two-pack with Pimp Sunglasses Edward, because she is defined by her relationship to a man. I'm just saying. Arrived on The Shelf in First Impressions.
Tonner Bella
Even in doll form, stalked by Edward. Nice. Subsequent pictures on the Tonner site showed a better likeness. And yes, that outfit WAS used in the movie.
The Secret Life of Dolls
The girls are somewhat, uh, dead set against a Bella Swan-Dollen coming to The Shelf.
"YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME UP HERE WITH BELLA MOTHERFUCKING SWAN, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT," shouts Anna, waving her tiny pistol. "I AM TELLING YOU, I AM NOT HAVING THAT SHIT." *
"I DON'T CARE!" she shouts, storming off. "YOU ARE NOT PUTTING THEM ON MY SHELF, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I AM NOT HAVING THAT SHIT! BELLA MOTHERFUCKING SWAN AND THAT FUCKING CREEPER, YOU TRY IT, YOU JUST TRY IT! " *
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