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Bella Swan-Dollen

Page history last edited by Cleolinda 11 years, 4 months ago

Can refer to any of a number of licensed Twilight figures. At the moment, we have discussed two: The Littlest Bella and Tonner Bella.

 

Sadly, there seems to be very little interest in Bella figures and dolls, because, of course, Bella Swan is really a reader proxy, and any concrete representation of her gets in the way of the reader's self-insert fantasies. I'm actually willing to buy Bella figures as long as they're good Kristen Stewart likenesses, because I feel like her efforts to rehabilitate the character from whiny bitchdom have been nothing short of heroic.

 

 


 

The Littlest Bella

 

 

Really a pretty good likeness, considering. Comes only in a two-pack with Pimp Sunglasses Edward, because she is defined by her relationship to a man. I'm just saying. Arrived on The Shelf in First Impressions.

 

 

Tonner Bella

 

 

 

 

 

Even in doll form, stalked by Edward. Nice. Subsequent pictures on the Tonner site showed a better likeness. And yes, that outfit WAS used in the movie.

 

 

The Secret Life of Dolls

 

The girls are somewhat, uh, dead set against a Bella Swan-Dollen coming to The Shelf.

 


 

"YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME UP HERE WITH BELLA MOTHERFUCKING SWAN, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT," shouts Anna, waving her tiny pistol. "I AM TELLING YOU, I AM NOT HAVING THAT SHIT." *

 


 

"I DON'T CARE!" she shouts, storming off. "YOU ARE NOT PUTTING THEM ON MY SHELF, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I AM NOT HAVING THAT SHIT! BELLA MOTHERFUCKING SWAN AND THAT FUCKING CREEPER, YOU TRY IT, YOU JUST TRY IT! " *

 


 

 

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