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A selection from the "best of" tag on Occupation Girl. Most of them are (intentionally) humorous; a few are more serious.

General

• Baby's First Gray Hair
• Cleo Sue
• Cleoism
• Dr Jones
• Es un tostador
• February 13th
• The Good Witches of Petticoat Lane
• L'affaire beergnet
• The Macaroni with the Powdered Cheese
• My Next Garage Band
• MyScene Lindsay Lohan
• Norman Bates Wuz Here
• Oh My God It's the Longest Entry Ever
• Paper-Induced Dementia
• The Passion of the Limeade
• A Very Yelly Cleaningmas

Animals

• Animals
• Adventures in the Front Yard
• Dead Bird Removal
• It Has Stripes

Books

• Books
• The Lost Outlines of Carolyn Keene
• Pierre
• Samson Agonistes
• Twilight
• The Wide Wide World

Conversations with my mother

• conversations with my mother
• Blocks of Wood
• Buford on the Savoy
• Gerald
• The Passion of the Limeade
• The Schoolteachers Don't Earn Much Around Here

Dreams

• Dreams
• Crash Club
• Elijah Wood Is the Father of My Thumb-Sized Baby
• The Longest Sentence Ever
• Take Cthulhu Out to the Ballgame

Movies

• Movies
• Aragorn's Safety Scissors
• Derailed on Caffeine
• Jurassic Park 4
• Oscar Telecast Spoilers from the Future
• The Phantom of the Fiction Workshop
• A Tale of Two Kates
• Ten Things We Learn About Elves
• Tiny Moist Hand
• The Two Tickets
• Wicker Park

On Writing

• No One Can Stop You
• The Phantom of the Fiction Workshop
• Rx for Writer's Block
• Ten Things I Have Learned About Writing
• You Suck

See also

• Sites and journals