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An OTP that arose on Snarkfest 2.0. Yes, somehow half the board is shipping me and Scarlettfish. In February '07, Woolhat insta-generated us some fanfic:


The Gratuitous Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. PrincessCleo strode along the path, making for Sharp Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Lethal Salt cellar, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Elbow.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her shiny underpants just in time to face the victorious woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck highly, and PrincessCleo barely raised her underpants to meet the attack. They fought long and coldly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, PrincessCleo found herself forced to one knee, the woman's underpants pressed to her viscous nostril. "I am Scarlettfish of Sharp Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Lethal Salt cellar. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you up a tree."

But PrincessCleo had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her underpants with a twist, overpowered Scarlettfish and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" PrincessCleo said, looking down upon her.

Scarlettfish's tongue shimmered like a rainbow with extra indigo. "I have underestimated you, PrincessCleo. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

PrincessCleo's desire was enflamed. Her nostril throbbed and all her thoughts were to tickle Scarlettfish like an armadillo. PrincessCleo caressed Scarlettfish's unnecessary tongue and she responded. They came together badly, and their joining was as vile as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet thermometer!" PrincessCleo groaned and tickled Scarlettfish as greatly as she could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," PrincessCleo said. "That's where I put the Lethal Salt cellar for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed sweatily on the grass, forgetful of all but their dangerous love. "We will stay together forever," Scarlettfish said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Elbow never got the Lethal Salt cellar and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.


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