Can refer to any of a number of licensed Twilight Edward Cullen figures. At the moment, I own two: NECA Edward (The Littlest Edward) and Tonner Edward.
NECA Edward Dollen (1)
Also known as "Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen," "Zombie Edward Dollen," and "The Littlest Edward."
NECA 1 Pros
- Is cheap ($16.99 at Hot Topic, kthnx)
- Is a fairly good resemblance to Movie!Edward. I mean, considering
NECA 1 Cons
- Coat is part of body
- Is kind of terrifying
- May eat your brains
- Just as soon as he touches up his lipstick
NECA 1 in Person
Looks a lot better than in the official pictures; in terms of The Secret Life of Dolls, turned out to be a sweetheart.
NECA Edward Dollen (2)
Only comes in a two-pack with a Bella Swan figure.
NECA 2 Pros
- Comes with a Bella
- Kristen Stewart likeness of said Bella is pretty good
- Is similarly cheap
- Also has a fairly good resemblance to Movie!Edward
- Looks less likely to eat your brains
NECA 2 Cons
- Comes with a Bella
- Sunglasses are part of face
- Looks just enough like Robert Pattinson for the Uncanny Valley effect to kick in
Tonner Edward Dollen
Tonner Pros
- Tonner makes extremely high-quality dolls--ask Elizabeth and Lyra
- Isn't more terrifying than NECA Edward, at least
- That coat will never stop being awesome
Tonner Cons
- Bitch-ass expensive (I'm hearing $139.99 at the moment. EACH)
- Manages to stalk Bella even as a doll
- Looks more like David Boreanaz than Robert Pattinson
- No, seriously
- Subsequent prototypes went... downhill
Tonner Edward in Person
Arrived with fearsome hair, a tiny Cullen crest wristband, and a fierce coat. Far less terrifying than the first prototype; when introduced to him, dozens of readers remarked on a (not inappropriate) James Dean likeness.
The Secret Life of Dolls
A primary source of drama on The Shelf. Both of them.
Mentioned in
- Guys and Dolls
- The Prototype
- Night Terrors
- The Rival
- The Interview
- Anticipation
- Good Things, Small Packages
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