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1. Valkyrie, The Lovely Emily and I were at a (College) basketball game when we noticed that... well, I wouldn't call them "cheerleaders" exactly; they seemed to be some kind of dance squad in tight t-shirts and possibly long pants who were basically dancing with their breasts, and they all had the same glossy fembot (circa 1999-2000ish) look. I forget who actually said it, but: "It's a very generic sexy that they have going."

2. The name of my next garage band. Actually, Generic Sexy would be more of a pop-tart quartet, maybe like a really bland Spice Girls, or the clean-cut photo-negative of the Pussycat Dolls.

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