January 23rd, 2009: In which Faramir tries to settle in, and the denizens of The Shelf try to figure out what the hell Eowyn's deal is. Includes Dollspam 3, pictures of Faramir and his accessories.

"What is that hellbeast?" Bad Cat turned around and glared at him. "GOOD GOD, ONE OF THE CATS OF QUEEN BERÚTHIEL!"

"Honey, that's not..." Bad Cat turned around and glared at me. "Yes. Yes it is."

Featuring

• Faramir

• Bad Cat

• Lyra Silvertongue

• Galadriel

• Iorek

• Fugagorn

• Helm's Deep Aragorn

• Anna Dollerious

• Purple Arwen

• Elizabeth Swann

Notes

• "Guilt is a useless emotion" is my favorite New Order song.

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See also

• Dolls

• The Secret Life of Dolls

• A Momentous Occasion