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The Care and Keeping of Your Sparklepire

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March 6th, 2009: In which The Littlest Edward tries to cope with life on The Shelf. And plays solitaire.



"So you think…?" Faramir One asked hopefully--a distinct preference to the contrary would eliminate Edward as his rival, after all.


"I didn’t say he liked boys. I’m just saying I don’t think he likes girls. Or that he'd know what to do with one if he did."


*grunts of manly agreement all around*


"That really is a fantastic coat, though."









  • The cards are Tony Meeuwissen's "The Key to the Kingdom" transformation deck.



  • The stuck window is a reference to Midnight Sun.


  • Edward and Alice actually do play chess in the Twilight books, and I think it does in fact take them about two minutes.







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