The Last Straw



March 9, 2009: In which Anna Dollerious loses her last grip on sanity.

 

"His presence is an insult to my family," she declared, whittling on a popsicle stick with her dagger. It was ominously stained with artificial cherry, as was my mouth. "The Valerii are descended from a PROUD RACE of VAMPIRE KILLERS. I am a PRINCESS. As the LEADER OF MY PEOPLE, I have RESPONSIBILITIES. And here in my village, there are CHILDREN and POLAR BEARS who must be PROTECTED."

 

"Oh, come on! You haven’t talked with that wackadoo Fauxmanian accent in YEARS!"

 

 

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