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The Littlest Armadillo

Page history last edited by PBworks 17 years ago

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The Littlest Armadillo appeared specifically during CrystalWank.

 

crickets: Egad, she's drowning in her own spooge! (See wank.]

cleolinda: I just saw the animals lining up two-by-two to get into the Spooge Ark, myself.

xeno4eyes: You think bubbling hot coffee hurts the tongue? Try snorting it up your nose.

cleolinda: NOOOOOO! THE LITTLEST ARMADILLO JUST FELL OFF THE GANGPLANK AND DROWNED IN THE SPOOGE! *tear*

pooka: Might as well chuck the other armadillo in after it, then.

cleolinda: Oh, it already flung itself in after the first one in a suicidal despair. *crosses another species off the master list*

pooka: Eh, what did the armadillos ever contribute, really? Now there's more room for the tasty useful animals.

cleolinda: They do make delicious cakes, though.

[Of Bleedin' Armadillo Cakes and Chinatown Armadillo à la Rabies]

 

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