A subspecies of Edward Dollen. After months of discussing the merits of variously-sized Edward dolls and figures, I broke down and bought a 7" NECA Edward Cullen figure. Best $18.57 I ever spent. The original merchandising photo does not do his prim, broody ass justice:
Vital stats
- Original character: Edward Cullen from Twilight
- Actor likeness: Robert Pattinson
- Manufacturer: NECA
- Height: 7"
- Accessories: Random-ass Cullen crest rubber medallion
- Nicknames: Zombie Edward Dollen, Cheap-Ass Edward Dollen, The Littlest Edward, Little Edward, Ponyboy, Fluffy, Weirdo
- Race: Sparklepire (Vampirus scintilla minimus)
- Occupation: My Little Pony rancher
- Abilities: Sparkling, dazzling, ming reading
- Hobbies: Solitaire, scrapbooking, journaling, composing for the piano, painting, brooding
- Family: The Littlest Alice
- Friends: Galadriel, White Arwen, Helm's Deep Aragorn
- Significant other: The Littlest Bella, he hopes
- Nemesis: Anna Dollerious
Mentioned in
- Guys and Dolls
- The Prototype
- Night Terrors
- The Rival
- The Interview
- Anticipation
- Good Things, Small Packages
- Mirror, Mirror in the Bowl
- The Day Has Come
- He Who Fights Monsters
- The Care and Keeping of Your Sparklepire
- The Last Straw
- Matinee Idols
- A Shelf Divided
- The Scene of the Crime
- The Sparkle Protection Program
- Mea Culpa
- The Early Bird
- All Quiet on the Shelfian Front
- Serafina's Lover
- You've Got Mail
- Christmas in April
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