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Tiny White Mice

Page history last edited by PBworks 17 years ago

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The Tiny White Mice were a running joke in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes (book), although they have since appeared in at least one online parody as well.

 

Appearances

 

 

RUTH: Everyone, this is Mr. Dawson from steerage. How do you like being poorer than dirt, Mr. Dawson?

JACK: It’s fabulous, ma’am. In fact, the Titanic is so nice that we have tiny white mice instead of rats.

TINY WHITE MICE: Abandon ship!

JACK: I think so—quick, climb on this plank, Rose! It’s big enough for both of us!

FIVE HUNDRED TINY WHITE MICE: Get off our plank, bitches!

JACK: …

ROSE: …

JACK: Or you can get on this chunk of debris. Totally your call.

 

 

Some Battlefield

VAGUELY AFRICAN-LOOKING GUY: UNLEASH THE ELEPHANTS OF WAR!

[The Horsy People stop and take stock of the situation.]

THÉODEN: LOOSE THE TINY WHITE MICE!

TINY WHITE MICE: DEAAAAAAATH!

ELEPHANTS OF WAR: EEEEEK!

 

 

(And then the Persians unleash… THE OLIPHAUNTS.)

LEONIDAS: Okay, Faramir, this is your area of expertise. Suggestions?

FARAMIR: I say we break out the Tiny White Mice.

TINY WHITE MICE: DEAAAAAAATH!

 

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